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Based on the popular blog of the same name, suris burn book is told from the harsh yet clever perspective of suri cruise, tom cruise and katie holmes. Suris burn book and the good business of celebrity children. As snarky blog suri s burn book gets print version, author reveals how she handled that divorce and where she draws the line in mocking celebrity kids. Writer behind suri s burn book blog publishes book home. Its full of snarkiness, which is my favorite part, and celebrity gossip and mockery, which i suspect is kristins favorite part. Few published authors can claim to have the inside scoop on hollywoods littlest trendsetters, but allie hagan, d. Pictures of suri cruise are available all over the net. Suri s burn book imagines kate and toms daughter taking down hollywoods most papped celebrity offspring. There are celebribaby blogs, and then theres suri s burn book, a tumblr that finds the stylish and somewhat judgmental progeny of tom cruise and katie holmes posting pictures of her celbrikid.

Because its all part of this bizarre industry of crafting and selling childrens personalities. Suri s burn book is supposed to be a critique on tabloid celebrity culture. Suris burn book is all in good fun just dont tell blue. I hereby dedicate todays funny to my friend kristin, who is extremely dedicated to suri s burn book. Suris burn book, named for the hotpink tome that wrought so much wreckage on the popular plastics clique in the 2004 film mean girls, is a blog. Prior to prince george and north west being featured a lot, i love love loved this blog. I was trolling the internet today while mom was at work and i came across the most fabulous website ever except for mine, of course. As snarky blog suris burn book gets print version, author.

Based on the popular blog of the same name, suri s burn book is told from the harsh yet clever perspective of suri cruise, tom cruise and katie holmes fiveyearold daughterand one of the youngest fashionistas in america today. Once they are in the public domain they are available for everyone and i source the location in which i found them. Written from the viewpoint of a very opinionated suri cruise or at least a really funny lady who works at a consulting firm in dc by day and blogs by night. As snarky blog suris burn book gets print version, author reveals. Suri cruise burn book fanpage of the suri burn book a study of suri and the people who disappoint her. While the burn book will always spawn some memorable parties and holidays, my favorite burn book ripoff is suris burn book a tumblr that takes celeb baby bashing to a whole new level. Around the time they were born it kinda lost its charm for me but i still cant help but laugh at north west the person. How many books have you written, kingston rossdale.

I didnt write about mariah careys twins during nick cannons health scare, and i dont write about heidi and seals kids nearly as often as i did before the breakup. Written in the fictional voice of tom cruise and katie holmes fiveyearold daughter suri, the burn book is dedicated to the people who disappoint her. Visit s mark twain page and shop for all mark twain books and other mark twain related products. Not the real suri cruise, daughter of tom cruise and katie holmes, but the one written about in a snarky blog and now book suri s burn book. The blog has generated a lot of attention, as well as a book deal for hagan, who works fulltime as a d. Was turned into an actual, real book which carries the blogs immortal tagline.

Id like to recommend suris burn book to anyone who hasnt yet seen it, but i have a niggling feeling that it might not be totally ok to enjoy this website. The blog s only been around for a year, and has amassed a following of people who understand. She is hilarious her blog is the one website on the internet where ive read every post, and then gone back and reread the entire thing. Suri s burn book takes a playful jab at celebrity kids and their somewhat ridiculous outfits. Based on the popular blog of the same name, suris burn book is told from the harsh yet clever perspective of suri cruise, tom cruise and katie holmes fivey. Based on the popular blog of the same name, suris burn book is told from the harsh yet clever perspective of suri cruise, tom cruise and katie holmes fiveyearold daughterand one of the youngest fashionistas in america today. They may not be familiar with my blog, suris burn book, which is a satirical news site about celebrity families told from the judgmental perspective of suri cruise. Writer behind suri s burn book blog publishes book.

Only six months old, this tumblr blog stands out in the celebrity blog zeitgeist. Im off to key westlooking forward to eating lots of key lime pie, listening exclusively to jimmy buffet and kenny chesney, and doing everything the nyts 36 hours article tells me to do. Suri s snarky and clever wit will cover everything celeb obsessed, from celebrity culture and fashion mistakes to celebs who are annoying pregnant. Welldressed commentary from hollywoods little sweetheart at. Suris burn book ebook por allie hagan 9780762447503. Suri s burn book is all in good fun just dont tell blue ivy suri cruise would never wear denim, is on the dukan diet and considers jayz and beyonces daughter, blue ivy, a rival. Suris snarky and clever wit will cover everything celeb obsessed, from celebrity culture and fashion mistakes to celebs who are annoying pregnant. The blog spoofs the celebritychild voice of suri cruise, daughter of tom cruise and katie holmes. Suri s burn book is probably the funniest thing circulating on the blog world at the moment.

The guardian uk if you havent already, i implore you to head over to suris burn book, a tumblr account that. Suris snarky and clever wit will cover everything celeb obsessed, from celebrity culture and fashion mistakes to celebs who are annoying. Allie hagans hysterical tumblr is now an official burn book, and it does not disappoint. Hagan, a 25yearold policy consultant in washington, is the author behind suris burn book, a blog written in the imagined voice of tom cruise and katie holmess daughter. Read suri s burn book welldressed commentary from hollywoods little sweetheart by allie hagan available from rakuten kobo. Allie hagan based on the blog, this clever book of snarky commentary is told from the imagined world of suri cruise. Suri s snarky and clever wit will cover everything celeb obsessed, from celebrity culture and fashion mistakes to celebs who. Suri cruise would never wear denim, is on the dukan diet and considers jayz and beyonces daughter, blue ivy, a rival. Scfb does not claim ownership ofany of the pictures on this blog. After all, its an adult allie hagan pretending to be suri cruise, and in that character passing cutting judgements on the appearances of. I think of suris burn book a lot because it seems so prescient now, with the hindsight of time. Allie hagan based on the popular blog of the same name, suri s burn book is told from the harsh yet clever perspective of suri cruise, tom cruise and katie holmes fiveyearold daughterand one of the. Suri s snarky and clever wit will cover everything celeb obsessed, from celebrity culture and fashion mistakes to celebs who are.